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Yankee, Do Whatever You Like
After decades of “Yankee go home!” in Latin America, not one leader will stand up and denounce the kidnapping of Maduro. In fact, they will all line up as tribute.

How It Ends
Our so-called “democratic experiment” doesn’t end with a bang, but with the sheer obseisance of thousands of technocratic Little Eichmanns.

St. Timothy Died for Nothing
The broken clock of what militias have been heavy-breathing about for decades regarding government tyranny is finally right and it’s been met with…silence.