18 January 2012 | The True Shipwreck Tragedy

Ah yes, now let's get to the real tragedy here: will the stock price rebound?

Best thing in this article is the fourth paragraph: "Analysts say the accident could have not happened at the worst time for the industry." Really? Has there ever been a time when a ship sank or a plane crashed that someone said, "Now's a good time for this to have happened, because in a couple months it really would have sucked?" What the hell is wrong with the writer?

Then again, the entire article is about the losses faced by the cruise ship company, Carnival Cruises, and what it potentially means for business. Who am I to think we should stop looking for the 11 missing people and worry about the stock?