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18 March 2026
I used to think Sam Alito was the nation's worst Catholic, but man, the venal wretch that is JD Vance is giving that nutjob a run for his money.




17 March 2026
Just saw a hilarious commercial for something called "US Money Reserve" with an old woman saying "Our government is so overspent, there's no money left!" What a stupid lie but if you know your mark, you can be assured this scam will work.




11 March 2026
America doesn’t bat an eye when a school is shot up and scores of kids are killed, so we’re certainly not going to care when our military lobs a Tomahawk missile and kills a bunch of Iranian kids in their school.




06 March 2026
Yeah, the US did regime change in Iran back in the 60s that brought Mohammad Reza Pahlavi to the Peacock Throne. That didn't really go well, so why any moron in this criminal administration thinks a reboot will have the support of the Iranian people is perplexing.




09 February 2026
Where precisely are all the anti-5G nutjobs who claim the tech is a “tool of oppression” while the federal government is using the National Guard and the military as real tools of oppression and actually kidnapping people?




23 January 2026
The United States has declared a full-scale jihad against the state of Minnesota. Two things come to mind: 1) the nation's militias were never serious about the jack-booted thugs of the federal government 2) not even THIS can arouse the sleeping American public.




06 January 2026
Venezuela is to Austria as Greenland is to the Sudetenland, and the European reaction hasn't changed one fucking bit since 1938.




03 January 2026
Those of us of a certain age will remember the “domino theory of communism.” Now you are about see witness the domino theory of cowardice in Latin America.




21 December 2025
In Bulgaria, the government resigned after weeks of street protests. Weeks. In America, we sit around waiting for 2026 elections and not much else.




19 November 2025
People like to casually invoke the French Revolution nowadays but you gotta understand something important: Those people actually *DID* something.